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  • jenkinsgurll avatar

    PUT YOUR URSA MAJOR PURCHASE ON VIDEO

    Thu, Jul 2, 2009 at 7:44 AM

    Who can make the funniest clip or make a death defying leap to the store scanner? or is it a marathon you want like sj and brads decathalon? Fuckin shits on I want my copy of Ursa Major FIRST! AND I KNOW JUST HOW TO GET IT

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  • STUCK FEPHAN avatar

    RE: PUT YOUR URSA MAJOR PURCHASE ON VIDEO

    Thu, Jul 2, 2009 at 8:11 AM by STUCK FEPHAN


    I'm pretty sure we all know that you're going to get a copy of Ursa Major before anyone else, and I think we all know the mathematical equation of how it's gonna go down.

    You + Stephan + "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wahw" = Ursa Major in your hands a week before release.

  • jenkinsgurll avatar

    RE: PUT YOUR URSA MAJOR PURCHASE ON VIDEO

    Thu, Jul 2, 2009 at 8:42 AM by jenkinsgurll

    [quote=[BG] God of Wine] I'm pretty sure we all know that you're going to get a copy of Ursa Major before anyone else, and I think we all know the mathematical equation of how it's gonna go down. You + Stephan + "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wahw" = Ursa Major in your hands a week before release. but still kids in my best wayne newton impression... state it-atleast you're keeping it real. You are KEEPIN IT GULLY. NI MEAN.. GIMME THAT FUNK THAT NAST THAT GUSHY STuff. church.

  • jenkinsgurll avatar

    RE: PUT YOUR URSA MAJOR PURCHASE ON VIDEO

    Thu, Jul 2, 2009 at 8:49 AM by jenkinsgurll

    [quote=[BG] God of Wine] I'm pretty sure we all know that you're going to get a copy of Ursa Major before anyone else, and I think we all know the mathematical equation of how it's gonna go down. You + Stephan + "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wahw" = Ursa Major in your hands a week before release. my phone call to any doubters I will put the phone to the tv-and play semi pro.."fuck you cocksuckers all of you i-ve given my life to this site and you know it.

  • Dankes avatar

    RE: PUT YOUR URSA MAJOR PURCHASE ON VIDEO

    Fri, Jul 3, 2009 at 12:21 PM by Dankes

    [quote=[BG] God of Wine]
    I'm pretty sure we all know that you're going to get a copy of Ursa Major before anyone else, and I think we all know the mathematical equation of how it's gonna go down.

    You + Stephan + "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wahw" = Ursa Major in your hands a week before release.

    Are you implying that they are going to eat Dairy Queen Blizzards while watching "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" a week before the CD is released? I could be wrong, but that's what it seems like you are implying.

  • God avatar

    RE: PUT YOUR URSA MAJOR PURCHASE ON VIDEO

    Fri, Jul 3, 2009 at 12:31 PM by God

    WTF work you stupid quote tags wrote:
    Legend wrote:
    [quote=[BG] God of Wine]
    I'm pretty sure we all know that you're going to get a copy of Ursa Major before anyone else, and I think we all know the mathematical equation of how it's gonna go down.

    You + Stephan + "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wahw" = Ursa Major in your hands a week before release.


    Are you implying that they are going to eat Dairy Queen Blizzards while watching "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" a week before the CD is released? I could be wrong, but that's what it seems like you are implying.


    Close. They'll be watching The Life of Brian.

    And since from the board list this just said, "PUT YOUR URSA" for some reason I thought this topic was going to be, "PUT YOUR URSA WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!"

    How does one fit a bear in their mouth?

    Anyway, back on topic...I'm waiting for a thousand videos of the UPS guy coming with a box from Amazon.

    Wait a minute...UPS = Brown...

    Ursa Major = Bear

    Brown Bear

    Brown delivering bear...

    I think I'm on to something!

  • Friendly Neighborhood Atheist avatar

    RE: PUT YOUR URSA MAJOR PURCHASE ON VIDEO

    Fri, Jul 3, 2009 at 7:14 PM by Friendly Neighborhood Atheist

    God wrote:




    Close. They'll be watching The Life of Brian.

    And since from the board list this just said, "PUT YOUR URSA" for some reason I thought this topic was going to be, "PUT YOUR URSA WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!"

    How does one fit a bear in their mouth?

    Anyway, back on topic...I'm waiting for a thousand videos of the UPS guy coming with a box from Amazon.

    Wait a minute...UPS = Brown...

    Ursa Major = Bear

    Brown Bear

    Brown delivering bear...

    I think I'm on to something!
    put down the red bull and take some adderall

  • STUCK FEPHAN avatar

    RE: PUT YOUR URSA MAJOR PURCHASE ON VIDEO

    Fri, Jul 3, 2009 at 8:12 PM by STUCK FEPHAN

    God wrote:
    WTF work you stupid quote tags wrote:
    Legend wrote:
    [quote=[BG] God of Wine]
    I'm pretty sure we all know that you're going to get a copy of Ursa Major before anyone else, and I think we all know the mathematical equation of how it's gonna go down.

    You + Stephan + "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wahw" = Ursa Major in your hands a week before release.


    Are you implying that they are going to eat Dairy Queen Blizzards while watching "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" a week before the CD is released? I could be wrong, but that's what it seems like you are implying.


    Close. They'll be watching The Life of Brian.

    And since from the board list this just said, "PUT YOUR URSA" for some reason I thought this topic was going to be, "PUT YOUR URSA WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!"

    How does one fit a bear in their mouth?

    Anyway, back on topic...I'm waiting for a thousand videos of the UPS guy coming with a box from Amazon.

    Wait a minute...UPS = Brown...

    Ursa Major = Bear

    Brown Bear

    Brown delivering bear...

    I think I'm on to something!


    I got a good laugh out of that one, picturing a brown bear in a full UPS uniform, with the hat, checking the order via that electronic pad and being all confused that is was sent to the wrong house, then becoming enraged and eating the wrong customer.

    Also I'm playing with my new name (sorry to all about the pain-in-the-ass quoting), trying to figure out what suits me best.

  • God avatar

    RE: PUT YOUR URSA MAJOR PURCHASE ON VIDEO

    Fri, Jul 3, 2009 at 8:28 PM by God

    I want jenkinsgirl...HARD wrote:


    I got a good laugh out of that one, picturing a brown bear in a full UPS uniform, with the hat, checking the order via that electronic pad and being all confused that is was sent to the wrong house, then becoming enraged and eating the wrong customer.

    Also I'm playing with my new name (sorry to all about the pain-in-the-ass quoting), trying to figure out what suits me best.



    I like the way you think, sir!

    And don't worry, your new name is absolutely perfect.

  • jenkinsgurll avatar

    RE: PUT YOUR URSA MAJOR PURCHASE ON VIDEO

    Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 12:33 PM by jenkinsgurll

    Jephan Stenkins wrote:
    God wrote:
    WTF work you stupid quote tags wrote:
    Legend wrote:
    [quote=[BG] God of Wine] I'm pretty sure we all know that you're going to get a copy of Ursa Major before anyone else, and I think we all know the mathematical equation of how it's gonna go down. You + Stephan + "Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wahw" = Ursa Major in your hands a week before release.
    Are you implying that they are going to eat Dairy Queen Blizzards while watching "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" a week before the CD is released? I could be wrong, but that's what it seems like you are implying.
    Close. They'll be watching The Life of Brian. And since from the board list this just said, "PUT YOUR URSA" for some reason I thought this topic was going to be, "PUT YOUR URSA WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!" How does one fit a bear in their mouth? Anyway, back on topic...I'm waiting for a thousand videos of the UPS guy coming with a box from Amazon. Wait a minute...UPS = i love it. have the bear piss on the side of the house and start roaring and chasing down neighbors. i like your new name gow-funny

  • Ricochet avatar

    RE: PUT YOUR URSA MAJOR PURCHASE ON VIDEO

    Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 9:52 PM by Ricochet

    Too bad the album will be on torrentz before you get it jenkinsgirl...

  • jenkinsgurll avatar

    RE: PUT YOUR URSA MAJOR PURCHASE ON VIDEO

    Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 3:46 AM by jenkinsgurll

    Intoxicated_Ricochet wrote:
    Too bad the album will be on torrentz before you get it jenkinsgirl...
    a inside neck hit to you-jenkinsgirl advances to the next round.

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