-drinks a shit ton of coffee. every day.
-frequently turns up third eye blind so high in her little Honda that the speakers thrum on her ankle bones and she can't listen to it any other way unless its Self-Righteous or Anything.
-is clinically addicted to hot & spicy cheezits but almost never eats them.
-forgets phone numbers and addresses embarrassingly easily.
-wishes almost daily that she was prettier and is ashamed of wishing for that.
-has never run a red light.
-has never broken curfew.
-wants desperately to do both.
-actually goes back and forth about getting a tattoo, because she really really wants one but doesn't want to be 45 and have one drooping off her inevitably less-fit bod.
-loves her car and takes shit care of it.
-is relatively careless about the small stuff and cares way too much about the big stuff.
-is convinced she has a secret soul disease.
-the color of hairs on her head is currently unnatural, but is slowly working its way back.
-doesn't fully believe in an adequate implementation of democracy.
-loves her boyfriend more than anything and is consistently freaked out that he couldn't possibly actually love her back.
-never fully separates her whites and coloreds.
-is deathly afraid of drugs. and hates even the idea of smoking anything.
-believes in capitalism and despises federalism.
-once hiked up a waterfall with her sister and grandmother. to date, best climb ever, and that includes any kind of social or corporate ladder.
-does not own a single pair of sweatpants and only 2 pairs of jeans.
-is type-A plus about everything except people.
-loves the smell of cigarettes even though she hates smoking.
-has an arpeggio sneeze and hits the exact same three descending notes every goddamn time, in major 3rd intervals. it's really embarrassing
-wants to get married. badly.
-doesn't have any significant special talents.
-if anything was burning, she'd save her tenor drums first. then her journals.
-is worried all the time that she cares too much about her own life.
-has never ridden a subway before and really wants to.
-often feels obligated to complain about her physical appearance when she's with girlfriends because they all do, but secretly always wants to yell "I THINK I'M PRETTY DAMN OKAY" despite social pressures and hysterical insecurities.
-has a million places to travel.
-has the money to go exactly nowhere.
-hates orange juice.
-always thinks that she should like wedge heels and never does.
-never buys anything full price.
-doesn't let her boyfriend buy her anything, either.
-will listen to third eye blind every day until she dies. actually probably afterwards, too.
-the song 'anything' makes her cry every time.
-loves her job but almost never has to work.
-can bench press her body weight.
-could eat an entire jar of pickles in one sitting. easily.
-adores her three younger sisters
-hates cauliflower more than almost anything
-believes that hanging out with people who make you feel like crap is worthless
-believes that no one is worthless
-almost never drinks soda and when she does, it's always diet
-loves running
-is constantly scribbling in her soul notebook
-can't write a song to save her life
-is type A-plus
-is possibly the most un-photogenic person alive
-is a nazi for spelling and grammar
-trusts everyone 100% until they do something to prove otherwise.
-is really, really messy
-wants nothing more than to play tenors for the U of M drumline
-is terrified that she'll blow her audition
-almost never watches tv but wishes she could
-loves feeling sexy
-secretly has a ton of super skanky clothes that she wears when the house is empty.
-wants to visit Jersey Shore someday with ultra-teased hair.
-keeps a list of favorite words.
-nothing tastes better than an apple in September.
-is addicted to kissing.
-pretends to like chocolate way more than she actually does.
-secretly loves bands like Sum 41 and American Hi-Fi and all kinds of other 90s-ness.
-has a will to burn