- Dove over board in rough seas to save favorite sweatshirt
- Got the worst jellyfish bite you’ve ever seen
- Enjoys moving walkways and composting
- Drove a mini van at 123 mph according to the highway patrol
- Is bad with names
- Remembers, songs, paragraphs, blues prints etc. in one viewing
- Is nicer than he seems
- Is not a germ freak
- Bounces when he walks in NYC he loves it so much
- Is San Francisco to the bone
- Does not like having his picture taken
- Absolutely loves playing live
- Tears himself to pieces over lyrics
- Can’t wear shoes on stage but tries to get over it cause he gets carried away and cuts his feet
- Loves shoes
- Likes Vietnamese food, dirty bass, and Irish jokes
- Did not like Radiohead till kid a.
- Held is head in a bucket of ice water for three minutes and 36 seconds
- Never drinks before shows
- Always drinks after shows
- Was a vegetarian
- likes the tour bus a little chilly
- has the skin temperature of a furnace
- is afraid of being lazy
- prays every single time he gets on a plane without fail
- Is agnostic
- Carries spiders outside
- Takes better care of his dog than himself
- Can’t speak Spanish but fakes it with Mexican friends who laugh at him
- Gets testy around bigots
- Will dance around like an idiot
- Is a creature of habit
- Is a morning person
- Is a creature of the night
- Is pro American
- Thinks George, dick, Condi, and Donald should all do time
- Gives things stupid names like drinkie winkie, napie nap or calls people tommy poo
- Got Dr. Dre’s autograph
- Favorite suicide girl is Mary
- Was noticeably upset when Baron Davis left the warriors
- Splits wood, changes tires, sheet rocks, shovels, sands and routers
- Cries at novels, movies, music, news stories and heroic sporting events
- Watches TV and is terribly ashamed of it
- Huge crush on Air America/MSNBC Rachel Maddow
-Sexy is:
     - Smart chicks with glasses
     - Kitchen dance parties
          - Girls:
               in art museums looking at paintings
               trying to stuff luggage in overhead bins on airplanes
               with center hoop nose rings

- Wanted to be a fireman and still does
- Was a boy scout and never got a merit badge
- Thought he would be a marine biologist
- Hates being late and always is
- Loves the city of Kyoto
- Likes sardines and anchovies
- Will leave in the middle of everything if it’s snowing
- Hates it when people block the box to the Holland tunnel
- Tore muscles in his neck head banging
- Broke his wrist skateboarding
- Broke his back snow boarding
- Has no piercings
- Wishes he could write a cartoon for the New Yorker just once!
- Has achieved excellence in only one thing -- peeling citrus
- Loves tattoos
- Doesn’t have one
- Does not believe there is any such thing as race
- Believes in evolution
- Lives on the ocean
- Loves the desert
- Learned how to make vespers from watching James Bond movies
- Loves bartending
- Favorite words are: conviviality, ameliorate, luddite, supplicant, antediluvian and of course spooky and squishy
- Can never remember the word mosaic
- Cannot spell any of the above accept spooky
- Can keep a secret
- Can never find his keys
- Likes things neat but is very messy
- Favorite singers are Elizabeth Frazier, Freddy mercury, and Edith Piaf
- Favorite rock star is Meg White
- Karen O is my muse
- Rather have a small house full of friends food and wine than a big one without
- Seeks the middle path
- Always goes too far
- Hates bad manners
- Never been in a Wal-Mart
- Role models—teddy Roosevelt, Francis McDormond and Frankenfurter
- Failed the first grade
- Reads constantly
- Has terrible trouble reading cause of dyslexia
- Favorite rock moments: skateboarding across indoor stadium, during u2 sound check, first time he heard a synthesizer
-Makes a smirky face when photographed and doesn’t really look like tha
- Eats locally grown grown organic
- Loves double stuffed Oreos
- Is actually shy
- Is jumping out of his skin
- Marvels at people who are comfortable in theirs
- has lust for life and a healthy death wish
- Almost always on a motorcycle
- Comes from Nebraska farm stock
- Is partial to farmers
- Is a member of croquet team called the Bengali Brahmins
- They have never won a match
- Hates it when brad plays over him at sound check
- Is afraid of cashing in dreams for security
- Brad always plays over him at sound check
- Writes better when he’s feeling not thinking
- Tends to over think things